Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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