The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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