So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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