I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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