you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
