GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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