her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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