I feel like abortions should bother me more
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
