I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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