Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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