You can't motorboat a personality
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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