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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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