is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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