Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize