it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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