So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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