thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am one with the molecules
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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