why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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