i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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