i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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