1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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