the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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