The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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