i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
