Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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