Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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