Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She's the barista slut.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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