The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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