Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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