So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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