we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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