Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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