Already got asked if we're dating
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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