I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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