i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
They took my balls.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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