So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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