No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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