we're blogging at a bar
Jerry, you need to find god
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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