Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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