Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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