nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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