oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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