she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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