okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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