i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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