i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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