Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
