Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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