im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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