i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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