I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Randomize
