Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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