i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Im part way to drunk.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
