I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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