mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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